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Smee (formerly a pupil of Sharpe of Frith Street, a dissolute, irregular, and unsuccessful man, but a man with great knowledge of his art) being the cousin of Miss Wirt, we say, and introduced by her to Miss Osborne, whose hand and heart were still free after various incomplete love affairs, felt a great attachment for this lady, and it is believed inspired one in her bosom. Miss Wirt was the confidante of this intrigue. I know not whether she used to leave the room where the master and his pupil were painting, in order to give them an opportunity for exchanging those vows and sentiments which cannot be uttered advantageously in the presence of a third party; I know not whether she hoped that should her cousin succeed in carrying off the rich merchant's daughter, he would give Miss Wirt a portion of the wealth which she had enabled him to win—all that is certain is that Mr. Osborne got some hint of the transaction, came back from the City abruptly, and entered the drawing-room with his bamboo cane; found the painter, the pupil, and the companion all looking exceedingly pale there; turned the former out of doors with menaces that he would break every bone in his skin, and half an hour afterwards dismissed Miss Wirt likewise, kicking her trunks down the stairs, trampling on her bandboxes, and shaking his fist at her hackney coach as it bore her away.

Jane Osborne kept her bedroom for many days. She was not allowed to have a companion afterwards. Her father swore to her that she should not have a shilling of his money if she made any match without his concurrence; and as he wanted a woman to keep his house, he did not choose that she should marry, so that she was obliged to give up all projects with which Cupid had any share. During her papa's life, then, she resigned herself to the manner of existence here described, and was content to be an old maid. Her sister, meanwhile, was having children with finer names every year and the intercourse between the two grew fainter continually. "Jane and I do not move in the same sphere of life," Mrs. Bullock said. "I regard her as a sister, of course"—which means—what does it mean when a lady says that she regards Jane as a sister?

It has been described how the Misses Dobbin lived with their father at a fine villa at Denmark Hill, where there were beautiful graperies and peach-trees which delighted little Georgy Osborne. The Misses Dobbin, who drove often to Brompton to see our dear Amelia, came sometimes to Russell Square too, to pay a visit to their old acquaintance Miss Osborne. I believe it was in consequence of the commands of their brother the Major in India (for whom their papa had a prodigious respect), that they paid attention to Mrs. George; for the Major, the godfather and guardian of Amelia's little boy, still hoped that the child's grandfather might be induced to relent towards him and acknowledge him for the sake of his son. The Misses Dobbin kept Miss Osborne acquainted with the state of Amelia's affairs; how she was living with her father and mother; how poor they were; how they wondered what men, and such men as their brother and dear Captain Osborne, could find in such an insignificant little chit; how she was still, as heretofore, a namby-pamby milk-and-water affected creature—but how the boy was really the noblest little boy ever seen—for the hearts of all women warm towards young children, and the sourest spinster is kind to them.

One day, after great entreaties on the part of the Misses Dobbin, Amelia allowed little George to go and pass a day with them at Denmark Hill—a part of which day she spent herself in writing to the Major in India. She congratulated him on the happy news which his sisters had just conveyed to her. She prayed for his prosperity and that of the bride he had chosen. She thanked him for a thousand thousand kind offices and proofs of steadfast friendship to her in her affliction. She told him the last news about little Georgy, and how he was gone to spend that very day with his sisters in the country. She underlined the letter a great deal, and she signed herself affectionately his friend, Amelia Osborne. She forgot to send any message of kindness to Lady O'Dowd, as her wont was—and did not mention Glorvina by name, and only in italics, as the Major's BRIDE, for whom she begged blessings. But the news of the marriage removed the reserve which she had kept up towards him. She was glad to be able to own and feel how warmly and gratefully she regarded him—and as for the idea of being jealous of Glorvina (Glorvina, indeed!), Amelia would have scouted it, if an angel from heaven had hinted it to her. That night, when Georgy came back in the pony-carriage in which he rejoiced, and in which he was driven by Sir Wm. Dobbin's old coachman, he had round his neck a fine gold chain and watch. He said an old lady, not pretty, had given it him, who cried and kissed him a great deal. But he didn't like her. He liked grapes very much. And he only liked his mamma. Amelia shrank and started; the timid soul felt a presentiment of terror when she heard that the relations of the child's father had seen him.

Miss Osborne came back to give her father his dinner. He had made a good speculation in the City, and was rather in a good humour that day, and chanced to remark the agitation under which she laboured. "What's the matter, Miss Osborne?" he deigned to say.

The woman burst into tears. "Oh, sir," she said, "I've seen little George. He is as beautiful as an angel—and so like him!" The old man opposite to her did not say a word, but flushed up and began to tremble in every limb.




CHAPTER XLIII

In Which the Reader Has to Double the Cape

The astonished reader must be called upon to transport himself ten thousand miles to the military station of Bundlegunge, in the Madras division of our Indian empire, where our gallant old friends of the —th regiment are quartered under the command of the brave Colonel, Sir Michael O'Dowd. Time has dealt kindly with that stout officer, as it does ordinarily with men who have good stomachs and good tempers and are not perplexed over much by fatigue of the brain. The Colonel plays a good knife and fork at tiffin and resumes those weapons with great success at dinner. He smokes his hookah after both meals and puffs as quietly while his wife scolds him as he did under the fire of the French at Waterloo. Age and heat have not diminished the activity or the eloquence of the descendant of the Malonys and the Molloys. Her Ladyship, our old acquaintance, is as much at home at Madras as at Brussels in the cantonment as under the tents. On the march you saw her at the head of the regiment seated on a royal elephant, a noble sight. Mounted on that beast, she has been into action with tigers in the jungle, she has been received by native princes, who have welcomed her and Glorvina into the recesses of their zenanas and offered her shawls and jewels which it went to her heart to refuse. The sentries of all arms salute her wherever she makes her appearance, and she touches her hat gravely to their salutation. Lady O'Dowd is one of the greatest ladies in the Presidency of Madras—her quarrel with Lady Smith, wife of Sir Minos Smith the puisne judge, is still remembered by some at Madras, when the Colonel's lady snapped her fingers in the Judge's lady's face and said SHE'D never walk behind ever a beggarly civilian. Even now, though it is five-and-twenty years ago, people remember Lady O'Dowd performing a jig at Government House, where she danced down two Aides-de-Camp, a Major of Madras cavalry, and two gentlemen of the Civil Service; and, persuaded by Major Dobbin, C.B., second in command of the —th, to retire to the supper-room, lassata nondum satiata recessit.

Peggy O'Dowd is indeed the same as ever, kind in act and thought; impetuous in temper; eager to command; a tyrant over her Michael; a dragon amongst all the ladies of the regiment; a mother to all the young men, whom she tends in their sickness, defends in all their scrapes, and with whom Lady Peggy is immensely popular. But the Subalterns' and Captains' ladies (the Major is unmarried) cabal against her a good deal. They say that Glorvina gives herself airs and that Peggy herself is intolerably domineering. She interfered with a little congregation which Mrs. Kirk had got up and laughed the young men away from her sermons, stating that a soldier's wife had no business to be a parson—that Mrs. Kirk would be much better mending her husband's clothes; and, if the regiment wanted sermons, that she had the finest in the world, those of her uncle, the Dean. She abruptly put a termination to a flirtation which Lieutenant Stubble of the regiment had commenced with the Surgeon's wife, threatening to come down upon Stubble for the money which he had borrowed from her (for the young fellow was still of an extravagant turn) unless he broke off at once and went to the Cape on sick leave. On the other hand, she housed and sheltered Mrs. Posky, who fled from her bungalow one night, pursued by her infuriate husband, wielding his second brandy bottle, and actually carried Posky through the delirium tremens and broke him of the habit of drinking, which had grown upon that officer, as all evil habits will grow upon men. In a word, in adversity she was the best of comforters, in good fortune the most troublesome of friends, having a perfectly good opinion of herself always and an indomitable resolution to have her own way.

Among other points, she had made up her mind that Glorvina should marry our old friend Dobbin. Mrs. O'Dowd knew the Major's expectations and appreciated his good qualities and the high character which he enjoyed in his profession. Glorvina, a very handsome, fresh-coloured, black-haired, blue-eyed young lady, who could ride a horse, or play a sonata with any girl out of the County Cork, seemed to be the very person destined to insure Dobbin's happiness—much more than that poor good little weak-spur'ted Amelia, about whom he used to take on so.—"Look at Glorvina enter a room," Mrs. O'Dowd would say, "and compare her with that poor Mrs. Osborne, who couldn't say boo to a goose. She'd be worthy of you, Major—you're a quiet man yourself, and want some one to talk for ye. And though she does not come of such good blood as the Malonys or Molloys, let me tell ye, she's of an ancient family that any nobleman might be proud to marry into."

But before she had come to such a resolution and determined to subjugate Major Dobbin by her endearments, it must be owned that Glorvina had practised them a good deal elsewhere. She had had a season in Dublin, and who knows how many in Cork, Killarney, and Mallow? She had flirted with all the marriageable officers whom the depots of her country afforded, and all the bachelor squires who seemed eligible. She had been engaged to be married a half-score times in Ireland, besides the clergyman at Bath who used her so ill. She had flirted all the way to Madras with the Captain and chief mate of the Ramchunder East Indiaman, and had a season at the Presidency with her brother and Mrs. O'Dowd, who was staying there, while the Major of the regiment was in command at the station. Everybody admired her there; everybody danced with her; but no one proposed who was worth the marrying—one or two exceedingly young subalterns sighed after her, and a beardless civilian or two, but she rejected these as beneath her pretensions—and other and younger virgins than Glorvina were married before her. There are women, and handsome women too, who have this fortune in life. They fall in love with the utmost generosity; they ride and walk with half the Army-list, though they draw near to forty, and yet the Misses O'Grady are the Misses O'Grady still: Glorvina persisted that but for Lady O'Dowd's unlucky quarrel with the Judge's lady, she would have made a good match at Madras, where old Mr. Chutney, who was at the head of the civil service (and who afterwards married Miss Dolby, a young lady only thirteen years of age who had just arrived from school in Europe), was just at the point of proposing to her.

Well, although Lady O'Dowd and Glorvina quarrelled a great number of times every day, and upon almost every conceivable subject—indeed, if Mick O'Dowd had not possessed the temper of an angel two such women constantly about his ears would have driven him out of his senses—yet they agreed between themselves on this point, that Glorvina should marry Major Dobbin, and were determined that the Major should have no rest until the arrangement was brought about. Undismayed by forty or fifty previous defeats, Glorvina laid siege to him. She sang Irish melodies at him unceasingly. She asked him so frequently and pathetically, Will ye come to the bower? that it is a wonder how any man of feeling could have resisted the invitation. She was never tired of inquiring, if Sorrow had his young days faded, and was ready to listen and weep like Desdemona at the stories of his dangers and his campaigns. It has been said that our honest and dear old friend used to perform on the flute in private; Glorvina insisted upon having duets with him, and Lady O'Dowd would rise and artlessly quit the room when the young couple were so engaged. Glorvina forced the Major to ride with her of mornings. The whole cantonment saw them set out and return. She was constantly writing notes over to him at his house, borrowing his books, and scoring with her great pencil-marks such passages of sentiment or humour as awakened her sympathy. She borrowed his horses, his servants, his spoons, and palanquin—no wonder that public rumour assigned her to him, and that the Major's sisters in England should fancy they were about to have a sister-in-law.

Dobbin, who was thus vigorously besieged, was in the meanwhile in a state of the most odious tranquillity. He used to laugh when the young fellows of the regiment joked him about Glorvina's manifest attentions to him. "Bah!" said he, "she is only keeping her hand in—she practises upon me as she does upon Mrs. Tozer's piano, because it's the most handy instrument in the station. I am much too battered and old for such a fine young lady as Glorvina." And so he went on riding with her, and copying music and verses into her albums, and playing at chess with her very submissively; for it is with these simple amusements that some officers in India are accustomed to while away their leisure moments, while others of a less domestic turn hunt hogs, and shoot snipes, or gamble and smoke cheroots, and betake themselves to brandy-and-water. As for Sir Michael O'Dowd, though his lady and her sister both urged him to call upon the Major to explain himself and not keep on torturing a poor innocent girl in that shameful way, the old soldier refused point-blank to have anything to do with the conspiracy. "Faith, the Major's big enough to choose for himself," Sir Michael said; "he'll ask ye when he wants ye"; or else he would turn the matter off jocularly, declaring that "Dobbin was too young to keep house, and had written home to ask lave of his mamma." Nay, he went farther, and in private communications with his Major would caution and rally him, crying, "Mind your oi, Dob, my boy, them girls is bent on mischief—me Lady has just got a box of gowns from Europe, and there's a pink satin for Glorvina, which will finish ye, Dob, if it's in the power of woman or satin to move ye."

But the truth is, neither beauty nor fashion could conquer him. Our honest friend had but one idea of a woman in his head, and that one did not in the least resemble Miss Glorvina O'Dowd in pink satin. A gentle little woman in black, with large eyes and brown hair, seldom speaking, save when spoken to, and then in a voice not the least resembling Miss Glorvina's—a soft young mother tending an infant and beckoning the Major up with a smile to look at him—a rosy-cheeked lass coming singing into the room in Russell Square or hanging on George Osborne's arm, happy and loving—there was but this image that filled our honest Major's mind, by day and by night, and reigned over it always. Very likely Amelia was not like the portrait the Major had formed of her: there was a figure in a book of fashions which his sisters had in England, and with which William had made away privately, pasting it into the lid of his desk, and fancying he saw some resemblance to Mrs. Osborne in the print, whereas I have seen it, and can vouch that it is but the picture of a high-waisted gown with an impossible doll's face simpering over it—and, perhaps, Mr. Dobbin's sentimental Amelia was no more like the real one than this absurd little print which he cherished. But what man in love, of us, is better informed?—or is he much happier when he sees and owns his delusion? Dobbin was under this spell. He did not bother his friends and the public much about his feelings, or indeed lose his natural rest or appetite on account of them. His head has grizzled since we saw him last, and a line or two of silver may be seen in the soft brown hair likewise. But his feelings are not in the least changed or oldened, and his love remains as fresh as a man's recollections of boyhood are.

We have said how the two Misses Dobbin and Amelia, the Major's correspondents in Europe, wrote him letters from England, Mrs. Osborne congratulating him with great candour and cordiality upon his approaching nuptials with Miss O'Dowd. "Your sister has just kindly visited me," Amelia wrote in her letter, "and informed me of an INTERESTING EVENT, upon which I beg to offer my MOST SINCERE CONGRATULATIONS. I hope the young lady to whom I hear you are to be UNITED will in every respect prove worthy of one who is himself all kindness and goodness. The poor widow has only her prayers to offer and her cordial cordial wishes for YOUR PROSPERITY! Georgy sends his love to HIS DEAR GODPAPA and hopes that you will not forget him. I tell him that you are about to form OTHER TIES, with one who I am sure merits ALL YOUR AFFECTION, but that, although such ties must of course be the strongest and most sacred, and supersede ALL OTHERS, yet that I am sure the widow and the child whom you have ever protected and loved will always HAVE A CORNER IN YOUR HEART." The letter, which has been before alluded to, went on in this strain, protesting throughout as to the extreme satisfaction of the writer.

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  • Vanity Fair - 42
    Total number of words is 3355
    Total number of unique words is 1119
    52.9 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    71.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 43
    Total number of words is 3290
    Total number of unique words is 1079
    53.7 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    71.2 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.1 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 44
    Total number of words is 3398
    Total number of unique words is 1113
    52.0 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    70.2 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    76.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 45
    Total number of words is 3348
    Total number of unique words is 1143
    56.3 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.8 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 46
    Total number of words is 3471
    Total number of unique words is 1085
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    78.6 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    84.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 47
    Total number of words is 3390
    Total number of unique words is 1166
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    68.8 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    75.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 48
    Total number of words is 3462
    Total number of unique words is 1136
    52.8 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    69.6 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 49
    Total number of words is 3445
    Total number of unique words is 1154
    53.7 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    70.0 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
    Each bar represents the percentage of words per 1000 most common words.
  • Vanity Fair - 50
    Total number of words is 2778
    Total number of unique words is 988
    53.8 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    71.5 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.2 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 51
    Total number of words is 3453
    Total number of unique words is 1166
    52.0 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    71.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 52
    Total number of words is 3294
    Total number of unique words is 1065
    55.3 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    70.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    77.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 53
    Total number of words is 3448
    Total number of unique words is 1118
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    72.5 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    81.1 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 54
    Total number of words is 3359
    Total number of unique words is 1144
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    72.5 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.4 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 55
    Total number of words is 3343
    Total number of unique words is 1147
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    70.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.0 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 56
    Total number of words is 3320
    Total number of unique words is 1118
    55.7 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    71.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.4 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 57
    Total number of words is 3230
    Total number of unique words is 1091
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    71.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 58
    Total number of words is 2917
    Total number of unique words is 987
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    72.7 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 59
    Total number of words is 3404
    Total number of unique words is 1165
    50.4 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    69.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    76.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 60
    Total number of words is 3546
    Total number of unique words is 1120
    54.9 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    73.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.5 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 61
    Total number of words is 3464
    Total number of unique words is 1203
    50.8 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    67.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    74.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 62
    Total number of words is 3476
    Total number of unique words is 1185
    51.8 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    70.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.2 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 63
    Total number of words is 3427
    Total number of unique words is 1097
    55.9 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    73.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    82.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 64
    Total number of words is 3344
    Total number of unique words is 1149
    55.3 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    74.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    82.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 65
    Total number of words is 3365
    Total number of unique words is 1087
    56.9 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    74.7 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    82.0 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 66
    Total number of words is 3326
    Total number of unique words is 1204
    48.0 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    66.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    74.2 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 67
    Total number of words is 3207
    Total number of unique words is 1169
    47.3 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    64.5 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    72.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 68
    Total number of words is 3450
    Total number of unique words is 1030
    55.0 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    73.2 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 69
    Total number of words is 3489
    Total number of unique words is 1115
    56.0 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.5 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 70
    Total number of words is 3539
    Total number of unique words is 1091
    56.6 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    73.7 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    81.0 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 71
    Total number of words is 3248
    Total number of unique words is 1031
    58.0 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    74.7 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    81.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 72
    Total number of words is 3445
    Total number of unique words is 1039
    58.7 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    75.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    83.2 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 73
    Total number of words is 3438
    Total number of unique words is 1135
    52.6 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    70.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 74
    Total number of words is 3103
    Total number of unique words is 1062
    51.9 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    71.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 75
    Total number of words is 3303
    Total number of unique words is 1116
    53.4 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    69.6 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    76.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 76
    Total number of words is 3377
    Total number of unique words is 1078
    58.4 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    73.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 77
    Total number of words is 3399
    Total number of unique words is 1151
    53.5 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.4 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 78
    Total number of words is 3437
    Total number of unique words is 1063
    58.1 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    75.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 79
    Total number of words is 3401
    Total number of unique words is 1167
    55.1 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.7 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    81.1 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 80
    Total number of words is 3328
    Total number of unique words is 1030
    58.6 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    76.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    84.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 81
    Total number of words is 3146
    Total number of unique words is 1182
    49.4 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    65.4 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    72.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 82
    Total number of words is 3361
    Total number of unique words is 1159
    52.1 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    69.5 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    76.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 83
    Total number of words is 3322
    Total number of unique words is 1148
    49.8 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    66.8 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    73.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 84
    Total number of words is 3347
    Total number of unique words is 1156
    54.2 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.2 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 85
    Total number of words is 3282
    Total number of unique words is 1156
    49.0 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    64.8 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    72.1 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 86
    Total number of words is 3380
    Total number of unique words is 1164
    53.6 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    70.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 87
    Total number of words is 3198
    Total number of unique words is 1068
    57.2 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.5 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 88
    Total number of words is 3371
    Total number of unique words is 1007
    61.7 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    78.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    85.1 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 89
    Total number of words is 3197
    Total number of unique words is 1089
    55.1 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.0 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 90
    Total number of words is 3382
    Total number of unique words is 1069
    58.7 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    74.6 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    81.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 91
    Total number of words is 1325
    Total number of unique words is 552
    63.4 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    77.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    84.0 of words are in the 8000 most common words
    Each bar represents the percentage of words per 1000 most common words.