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Well, the great dinner-bell rang, and we all assembled in the little drawing-room where my Lady Crawley sits. She is the second Lady Crawley, and mother of the young ladies. She was an ironmonger's daughter, and her marriage was thought a great match. She looks as if she had been handsome once, and her eyes are always weeping for the loss of her beauty. She is pale and meagre and high-shouldered, and has not a word to say for herself, evidently. Her stepson Mr. Crawley, was likewise in the room. He was in full dress, as pompous as an undertaker. He is pale, thin, ugly, silent; he has thin legs, no chest, hay-coloured whiskers, and straw-coloured hair. He is the very picture of his sainted mother over the mantelpiece—Griselda of the noble house of Binkie.

"This is the new governess, Mr. Crawley," said Lady Crawley, coming forward and taking my hand. "Miss Sharp."

"O!" said Mr. Crawley, and pushed his head once forward and began again to read a great pamphlet with which he was busy.

"I hope you will be kind to my girls," said Lady Crawley, with her pink eyes always full of tears.

"Law, Ma, of course she will," said the eldest: and I saw at a glance that I need not be afraid of THAT woman. "My lady is served," says the butler in black, in an immense white shirt-frill, that looked as if it had been one of the Queen Elizabeth's ruffs depicted in the hall; and so, taking Mr. Crawley's arm, she led the way to the dining-room, whither I followed with my little pupils in each hand.

Sir Pitt was already in the room with a silver jug. He had just been to the cellar, and was in full dress too; that is, he had taken his gaiters off, and showed his little dumpy legs in black worsted stockings. The sideboard was covered with glistening old plate—old cups, both gold and silver; old salvers and cruet-stands, like Rundell and Bridge's shop. Everything on the table was in silver too, and two footmen, with red hair and canary-coloured liveries, stood on either side of the sideboard.

Mr. Crawley said a long grace, and Sir Pitt said amen, and the great silver dish-covers were removed.

"What have we for dinner, Betsy?" said the Baronet.

"Mutton broth, I believe, Sir Pitt," answered Lady Crawley.

"Mouton aux navets," added the butler gravely (pronounce, if you please, moutongonavvy); "and the soup is potage de mouton a l'Ecossaise. The side-dishes contain pommes de terre au naturel, and choufleur a l'eau."

"Mutton's mutton," said the Baronet, "and a devilish good thing. What SHIP was it, Horrocks, and when did you kill?" "One of the black-faced Scotch, Sir Pitt: we killed on Thursday."

"Who took any?"

"Steel, of Mudbury, took the saddle and two legs, Sir Pitt; but he says the last was too young and confounded woolly, Sir Pitt."

"Will you take some potage, Miss ah—Miss Blunt? said Mr. Crawley.

"Capital Scotch broth, my dear," said Sir Pitt, "though they call it by a French name."

"I believe it is the custom, sir, in decent society," said Mr. Crawley, haughtily, "to call the dish as I have called it"; and it was served to us on silver soup plates by the footmen in the canary coats, with the mouton aux navets. Then "ale and water" were brought, and served to us young ladies in wine-glasses. I am not a judge of ale, but I can say with a clear conscience I prefer water.

While we were enjoying our repast, Sir Pitt took occasion to ask what had become of the shoulders of the mutton.

"I believe they were eaten in the servants' hall," said my lady, humbly.

"They was, my lady," said Horrocks, "and precious little else we get there neither."

Sir Pitt burst into a horse-laugh, and continued his conversation with Mr. Horrocks. "That there little black pig of the Kent sow's breed must be uncommon fat now."

"It's not quite busting, Sir Pitt," said the butler with the gravest air, at which Sir Pitt, and with him the young ladies, this time, began to laugh violently.

"Miss Crawley, Miss Rose Crawley," said Mr. Crawley, "your laughter strikes me as being exceedingly out of place."

"Never mind, my lord," said the Baronet, "we'll try the porker on Saturday. Kill un on Saturday morning, John Horrocks. Miss Sharp adores pork, don't you, Miss Sharp?"

And I think this is all the conversation that I remember at dinner. When the repast was concluded a jug of hot water was placed before Sir Pitt, with a case-bottle containing, I believe, rum. Mr. Horrocks served myself and my pupils with three little glasses of wine, and a bumper was poured out for my lady. When we retired, she took from her work-drawer an enormous interminable piece of knitting; the young ladies began to play at cribbage with a dirty pack of cards. We had but one candle lighted, but it was in a magnificent old silver candlestick, and after a very few questions from my lady, I had my choice of amusement between a volume of sermons, and a pamphlet on the corn-laws, which Mr. Crawley had been reading before dinner.

So we sat for an hour until steps were heard.

"Put away the cards, girls," cried my lady, in a great tremor; "put down Mr. Crawley's books, Miss Sharp"; and these orders had been scarcely obeyed, when Mr. Crawley entered the room.

"We will resume yesterday's discourse, young ladies," said he, "and you shall each read a page by turns; so that Miss a—Miss Short may have an opportunity of hearing you"; and the poor girls began to spell a long dismal sermon delivered at Bethesda Chapel, Liverpool, on behalf of the mission for the Chickasaw Indians. Was it not a charming evening?

At ten the servants were told to call Sir Pitt and the household to prayers. Sir Pitt came in first, very much flushed, and rather unsteady in his gait; and after him the butler, the canaries, Mr. Crawley's man, three other men, smelling very much of the stable, and four women, one of whom, I remarked, was very much overdressed, and who flung me a look of great scorn as she plumped down on her knees.

After Mr. Crawley had done haranguing and expounding, we received our candles, and then we went to bed; and then I was disturbed in my writing, as I have described to my dearest sweetest Amelia.

Good night. A thousand, thousand, thousand kisses!

Saturday.—This morning, at five, I heard the shrieking of the little black pig. Rose and Violet introduced me to it yesterday; and to the stables, and to the kennel, and to the gardener, who was picking fruit to send to market, and from whom they begged hard a bunch of hot-house grapes; but he said that Sir Pitt had numbered every "Man Jack" of them, and it would be as much as his place was worth to give any away. The darling girls caught a colt in a paddock, and asked me if I would ride, and began to ride themselves, when the groom, coming with horrid oaths, drove them away.

Lady Crawley is always knitting the worsted. Sir Pitt is always tipsy, every night; and, I believe, sits with Horrocks, the butler. Mr. Crawley always reads sermons in the evening, and in the morning is locked up in his study, or else rides to Mudbury, on county business, or to Squashmore, where he preaches, on Wednesdays and Fridays, to the tenants there.

A hundred thousand grateful loves to your dear papa and mamma. Is your poor brother recovered of his rack-punch? Oh, dear! Oh, dear! How men should beware of wicked punch!

Ever and ever thine own REBECCA

Everything considered, I think it is quite as well for our dear Amelia Sedley, in Russell Square, that Miss Sharp and she are parted. Rebecca is a droll funny creature, to be sure; and those descriptions of the poor lady weeping for the loss of her beauty, and the gentleman "with hay-coloured whiskers and straw-coloured hair," are very smart, doubtless, and show a great knowledge of the world. That she might, when on her knees, have been thinking of something better than Miss Horrocks's ribbons, has possibly struck both of us. But my kind reader will please to remember that this history has "Vanity Fair" for a title, and that Vanity Fair is a very vain, wicked, foolish place, full of all sorts of humbugs and falsenesses and pretensions. And while the moralist, who is holding forth on the cover ( an accurate portrait of your humble servant), professes to wear neither gown nor bands, but only the very same long-eared livery in which his congregation is arrayed: yet, look you, one is bound to speak the truth as far as one knows it, whether one mounts a cap and bells or a shovel hat; and a deal of disagreeable matter must come out in the course of such an undertaking.

I have heard a brother of the story-telling trade, at Naples, preaching to a pack of good-for-nothing honest lazy fellows by the sea-shore, work himself up into such a rage and passion with some of the villains whose wicked deeds he was describing and inventing, that the audience could not resist it; and they and the poet together would burst out into a roar of oaths and execrations against the fictitious monster of the tale, so that the hat went round, and the bajocchi tumbled into it, in the midst of a perfect storm of sympathy.

At the little Paris theatres, on the other hand, you will not only hear the people yelling out "Ah gredin! Ah monstre:" and cursing the tyrant of the play from the boxes; but the actors themselves positively refuse to play the wicked parts, such as those of infames Anglais, brutal Cossacks, and what not, and prefer to appear at a smaller salary, in their real characters as loyal Frenchmen. I set the two stories one against the other, so that you may see that it is not from mere mercenary motives that the present performer is desirous to show up and trounce his villains; but because he has a sincere hatred of them, which he cannot keep down, and which must find a vent in suitable abuse and bad language.

I warn my "kyind friends," then, that I am going to tell a story of harrowing villainy and complicated—but, as I trust, intensely interesting—crime. My rascals are no milk-and-water rascals, I promise you. When we come to the proper places we won't spare fine language—No, no! But when we are going over the quiet country we must perforce be calm. A tempest in a slop-basin is absurd. We will reserve that sort of thing for the mighty ocean and the lonely midnight. The present Chapter is very mild. Others—But we will not anticipate THOSE.

And, as we bring our characters forward, I will ask leave, as a man and a brother, not only to introduce them, but occasionally to step down from the platform, and talk about them: if they are good and kindly, to love them and shake them by the hand: if they are silly, to laugh at them confidentially in the reader's sleeve: if they are wicked and heartless, to abuse them in the strongest terms which politeness admits of.

Otherwise you might fancy it was I who was sneering at the practice of devotion, which Miss Sharp finds so ridiculous; that it was I who laughed good-humouredly at the reeling old Silenus of a baronet—whereas the laughter comes from one who has no reverence except for prosperity, and no eye for anything beyond success. Such people there are living and flourishing in the world—Faithless, Hopeless, Charityless: let us have at them, dear friends, with might and main. Some there are, and very successful too, mere quacks and fools: and it was to combat and expose such as those, no doubt, that Laughter was made.




CHAPTER IX

Family Portraits

Sir Pitt Crawley was a philosopher with a taste for what is called low life. His first marriage with the daughter of the noble Binkie had been made under the auspices of his parents; and as he often told Lady Crawley in her lifetime she was such a confounded quarrelsome high-bred jade that when she died he was hanged if he would ever take another of her sort, at her ladyship's demise he kept his promise, and selected for a second wife Miss Rose Dawson, daughter of Mr. John Thomas Dawson, ironmonger, of Mudbury. What a happy woman was Rose to be my Lady Crawley!

Let us set down the items of her happiness. In the first place, she gave up Peter Butt, a young man who kept company with her, and in consequence of his disappointment in love, took to smuggling, poaching, and a thousand other bad courses. Then she quarrelled, as in duty bound, with all the friends and intimates of her youth, who, of course, could not be received by my Lady at Queen's Crawley—nor did she find in her new rank and abode any persons who were willing to welcome her. Who ever did? Sir Huddleston Fuddleston had three daughters who all hoped to be Lady Crawley. Sir Giles Wapshot's family were insulted that one of the Wapshot girls had not the preference in the marriage, and the remaining baronets of the county were indignant at their comrade's misalliance. Never mind the commoners, whom we will leave to grumble anonymously.

Sir Pitt did not care, as he said, a brass farden for any one of them. He had his pretty Rose, and what more need a man require than to please himself? So he used to get drunk every night: to beat his pretty Rose sometimes: to leave her in Hampshire when he went to London for the parliamentary session, without a single friend in the wide world. Even Mrs. Bute Crawley, the Rector's wife, refused to visit her, as she said she would never give the pas to a tradesman's daughter.

As the only endowments with which Nature had gifted Lady Crawley were those of pink cheeks and a white skin, and as she had no sort of character, nor talents, nor opinions, nor occupations, nor amusements, nor that vigour of soul and ferocity of temper which often falls to the lot of entirely foolish women, her hold upon Sir Pitt's affections was not very great. Her roses faded out of her cheeks, and the pretty freshness left her figure after the birth of a couple of children, and she became a mere machine in her husband's house of no more use than the late Lady Crawley's grand piano. Being a light-complexioned woman, she wore light clothes, as most blondes will, and appeared, in preference, in draggled sea-green, or slatternly sky-blue. She worked that worsted day and night, or other pieces like it. She had counterpanes in the course of a few years to all the beds in Crawley. She had a small flower-garden, for which she had rather an affection; but beyond this no other like or disliking. When her husband was rude to her she was apathetic: whenever he struck her she cried. She had not character enough to take to drinking, and moaned about, slipshod and in curl-papers all day. O Vanity Fair—Vanity Fair! This might have been, but for you, a cheery lass—Peter Butt and Rose a happy man and wife, in a snug farm, with a hearty family; and an honest portion of pleasures, cares, hopes and struggles—but a title and a coach and four are toys more precious than happiness in Vanity Fair: and if Harry the Eighth or Bluebeard were alive now, and wanted a tenth wife, do you suppose he could not get the prettiest girl that shall be presented this season?

The languid dulness of their mamma did not, as it may be supposed, awaken much affection in her little daughters, but they were very happy in the servants' hall and in the stables; and the Scotch gardener having luckily a good wife and some good children, they got a little wholesome society and instruction in his lodge, which was the only education bestowed upon them until Miss Sharp came.

Her engagement was owing to the remonstrances of Mr. Pitt Crawley, the only friend or protector Lady Crawley ever had, and the only person, besides her children, for whom she entertained a little feeble attachment. Mr. Pitt took after the noble Binkies, from whom he was descended, and was a very polite and proper gentleman. When he grew to man's estate, and came back from Christchurch, he began to reform the slackened discipline of the hall, in spite of his father, who stood in awe of him. He was a man of such rigid refinement, that he would have starved rather than have dined without a white neckcloth. Once, when just from college, and when Horrocks the butler brought him a letter without placing it previously on a tray, he gave that domestic a look, and administered to him a speech so cutting, that Horrocks ever after trembled before him; the whole household bowed to him: Lady Crawley's curl-papers came off earlier when he was at home: Sir Pitt's muddy gaiters disappeared; and if that incorrigible old man still adhered to other old habits, he never fuddled himself with rum-and-water in his son's presence, and only talked to his servants in a very reserved and polite manner; and those persons remarked that Sir Pitt never swore at Lady Crawley while his son was in the room.

It was he who taught the butler to say, "My lady is served," and who insisted on handing her ladyship in to dinner. He seldom spoke to her, but when he did it was with the most powerful respect; and he never let her quit the apartment without rising in the most stately manner to open the door, and making an elegant bow at her egress.

At Eton he was called Miss Crawley; and there, I am sorry to say, his younger brother Rawdon used to lick him violently. But though his parts were not brilliant, he made up for his lack of talent by meritorious industry, and was never known, during eight years at school, to be subject to that punishment which it is generally thought none but a cherub can escape.

At college his career was of course highly creditable. And here he prepared himself for public life, into which he was to be introduced by the patronage of his grandfather, Lord Binkie, by studying the ancient and modern orators with great assiduity, and by speaking unceasingly at the debating societies. But though he had a fine flux of words, and delivered his little voice with great pomposity and pleasure to himself, and never advanced any sentiment or opinion which was not perfectly trite and stale, and supported by a Latin quotation; yet he failed somehow, in spite of a mediocrity which ought to have insured any man a success. He did not even get the prize poem, which all his friends said he was sure of.

After leaving college he became Private Secretary to Lord Binkie, and was then appointed Attache to the Legation at Pumpernickel, which post he filled with perfect honour, and brought home despatches, consisting of Strasburg pie, to the Foreign Minister of the day. After remaining ten years Attache (several years after the lamented Lord Binkie's demise), and finding the advancement slow, he at length gave up the diplomatic service in some disgust, and began to turn country gentleman.

He wrote a pamphlet on Malt on returning to England (for he was an ambitious man, and always liked to be before the public), and took a strong part in the Negro Emancipation question. Then he became a friend of Mr. Wilberforce's, whose politics he admired, and had that famous correspondence with the Reverend Silas Hornblower, on the Ashantee Mission. He was in London, if not for the Parliament session, at least in May, for the religious meetings. In the country he was a magistrate, and an active visitor and speaker among those destitute of religious instruction. He was said to be paying his addresses to Lady Jane Sheepshanks, Lord Southdown's third daughter, and whose sister, Lady Emily, wrote those sweet tracts, "The Sailor's True Binnacle," and "The Applewoman of Finchley Common."

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    80.2 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 38
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    Total number of unique words is 1181
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    70.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    77.5 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 39
    Total number of words is 3319
    Total number of unique words is 1047
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    76.8 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    84.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 40
    Total number of words is 3450
    Total number of unique words is 1131
    55.1 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.6 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 41
    Total number of words is 3478
    Total number of unique words is 1107
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    74.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    82.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 42
    Total number of words is 3355
    Total number of unique words is 1119
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    71.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 43
    Total number of words is 3290
    Total number of unique words is 1079
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    71.2 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.1 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 44
    Total number of words is 3398
    Total number of unique words is 1113
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    70.2 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    76.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 45
    Total number of words is 3348
    Total number of unique words is 1143
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    72.8 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 46
    Total number of words is 3471
    Total number of unique words is 1085
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    78.6 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    84.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 47
    Total number of words is 3390
    Total number of unique words is 1166
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    68.8 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    75.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 48
    Total number of words is 3462
    Total number of unique words is 1136
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    69.6 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 49
    Total number of words is 3445
    Total number of unique words is 1154
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    70.0 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 50
    Total number of words is 2778
    Total number of unique words is 988
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    71.5 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.2 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 51
    Total number of words is 3453
    Total number of unique words is 1166
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    71.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 52
    Total number of words is 3294
    Total number of unique words is 1065
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    70.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    77.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 53
    Total number of words is 3448
    Total number of unique words is 1118
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    72.5 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    81.1 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 54
    Total number of words is 3359
    Total number of unique words is 1144
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    72.5 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.4 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 55
    Total number of words is 3343
    Total number of unique words is 1147
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    70.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.0 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 56
    Total number of words is 3320
    Total number of unique words is 1118
    55.7 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    71.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.4 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 57
    Total number of words is 3230
    Total number of unique words is 1091
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    71.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 58
    Total number of words is 2917
    Total number of unique words is 987
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    72.7 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 59
    Total number of words is 3404
    Total number of unique words is 1165
    50.4 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    69.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    76.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 60
    Total number of words is 3546
    Total number of unique words is 1120
    54.9 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    73.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.5 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 61
    Total number of words is 3464
    Total number of unique words is 1203
    50.8 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    67.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    74.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 62
    Total number of words is 3476
    Total number of unique words is 1185
    51.8 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    70.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.2 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 63
    Total number of words is 3427
    Total number of unique words is 1097
    55.9 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    73.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    82.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 64
    Total number of words is 3344
    Total number of unique words is 1149
    55.3 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    74.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    82.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 65
    Total number of words is 3365
    Total number of unique words is 1087
    56.9 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    74.7 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    82.0 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 66
    Total number of words is 3326
    Total number of unique words is 1204
    48.0 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    66.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    74.2 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 67
    Total number of words is 3207
    Total number of unique words is 1169
    47.3 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    64.5 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    72.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 68
    Total number of words is 3450
    Total number of unique words is 1030
    55.0 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    73.2 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 69
    Total number of words is 3489
    Total number of unique words is 1115
    56.0 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.5 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 70
    Total number of words is 3539
    Total number of unique words is 1091
    56.6 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    73.7 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    81.0 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 71
    Total number of words is 3248
    Total number of unique words is 1031
    58.0 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    74.7 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    81.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 72
    Total number of words is 3445
    Total number of unique words is 1039
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    75.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    83.2 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 73
    Total number of words is 3438
    Total number of unique words is 1135
    52.6 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    70.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 74
    Total number of words is 3103
    Total number of unique words is 1062
    51.9 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    71.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 75
    Total number of words is 3303
    Total number of unique words is 1116
    53.4 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    69.6 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    76.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 76
    Total number of words is 3377
    Total number of unique words is 1078
    58.4 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    73.9 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 77
    Total number of words is 3399
    Total number of unique words is 1151
    53.5 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.4 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 78
    Total number of words is 3437
    Total number of unique words is 1063
    58.1 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    75.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 79
    Total number of words is 3401
    Total number of unique words is 1167
    55.1 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.7 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    81.1 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 80
    Total number of words is 3328
    Total number of unique words is 1030
    58.6 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    76.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    84.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 81
    Total number of words is 3146
    Total number of unique words is 1182
    49.4 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    65.4 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    72.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 82
    Total number of words is 3361
    Total number of unique words is 1159
    52.1 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    69.5 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    76.3 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 83
    Total number of words is 3322
    Total number of unique words is 1148
    49.8 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    66.8 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    73.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 84
    Total number of words is 3347
    Total number of unique words is 1156
    54.2 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.2 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 85
    Total number of words is 3282
    Total number of unique words is 1156
    49.0 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    64.8 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    72.1 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 86
    Total number of words is 3380
    Total number of unique words is 1164
    53.6 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    70.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    78.9 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 87
    Total number of words is 3198
    Total number of unique words is 1068
    57.2 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.1 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    80.5 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 88
    Total number of words is 3371
    Total number of unique words is 1007
    61.7 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    78.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    85.1 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 89
    Total number of words is 3197
    Total number of unique words is 1089
    55.1 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    72.0 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    79.6 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 90
    Total number of words is 3382
    Total number of unique words is 1069
    58.7 of words are in the 2000 most common words
    74.6 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    81.8 of words are in the 8000 most common words
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  • Vanity Fair - 91
    Total number of words is 1325
    Total number of unique words is 552
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    77.3 of words are in the 5000 most common words
    84.0 of words are in the 8000 most common words
    Each bar represents the percentage of words per 1000 most common words.